If you are one of the unfortunate people who didn’t get to attend Jon Evans’ birthday party, you really missed out.

Besides having to go out of your way to avoid food, trying to cram like 50 people together to take a picture, and running away from their odd dog-rat hybrid; you also got to miss out on what you secretly been wanting your whole life … watching Chris take a paddle to the backside.

I’m not sure how it started. I think we were just talking about how it would be funny to do and then the entire house started chanting his name so Chris basically didn’t have a choice in the matter. Either get spanked by Jon Bear or get beat by everyone else. Fortunately for you losers, we have a video for you to enjoy.

(P.S. The spank seemed much harder and louder in person)