June 16, 2008
Here’s what Ducky looks like after downing a spoonful of unbelievably hot, spicy mustard in order to win $5. Ducky is awesome. I want to be just like him when I grow up. Notice Pablo’s killer instinct to take away Ducky’s water just as Ducky was in the act.
Accomplices (clockwise, starting with the cameraman):
Jeremy, Pablo, Joey, Lisa, Emmanuel
June 16, 2008
I am posting this for Sista Tiffy. I have no additional info about this, other than what is listed on the pictures so … Tiff, feel free to edit this as you see fit.
June 9, 2008
If you know me at all, you probably think of me as the most humble person on God’s green earth. If that is what you believe, then congrats … you are correct. However, there are times when I just have to face the facts and let everyone know how much better I am than them.
If you were at church Sunday morning, you’d know that each young person (or table – as a group) made cards for Travis. What you don’t know is that nobody else received any cards from anyone. Oh wait … except for me … from multiple people. Who are these awesome people that made beautiful cards for me? Shout out time!!!!!
1) Britt Williams
2) Nathan Evans
These perfect people have just been awarded the #1 and #2 spots on my Myspace friend’s list. Congratulations!
Take a look at the cards below. May they bring as much warmth and joy to your life as they have mine.
Britt’s Card – Front:
Britt’s Card – Inside:
Nathan’s Card:
June 5, 2008
May 12, 2008
If you are one of the unfortunate people who didn’t get to attend Jon Evans’ birthday party, you really missed out.
Besides having to go out of your way to avoid food, trying to cram like 50 people together to take a picture, and running away from their odd dog-rat hybrid; you also got to miss out on what you secretly been wanting your whole life … watching Chris take a paddle to the backside.
I’m not sure how it started. I think we were just talking about how it would be funny to do and then the entire house started chanting his name so Chris basically didn’t have a choice in the matter. Either get spanked by Jon Bear or get beat by everyone else. Fortunately for you losers, we have a video for you to enjoy.
(P.S. The spank seemed much harder and louder in person)
March 20, 2008
In case you missed it, during youth class a couple of Wednesday nights ago, we pitted Nathan vs. Tony in a rather disgusting soggy twinkie/sardine-eating contest.
I really can’t begin to elaborate on how gross it was, other than how you could choke on the smell in that room and well … just watch the video.
Before the battle:
We’re trying to hype up the guys. Tony doesn’t look like he’s liking the idea.
But we somehow managed to convince him what a good time he will have (riiiiiiight)
The squishy, fishy goodness
March 13, 2008
So, a couple of weeks ago during our table sessions, we were asked to think of a cartoon character that resembles (either in looks or personality) the person that was sitting to our left.
Obviously, this just gave our table a golden opportunity to make fun of each other without consequence. Emmanuel had the task of coming up with a character to describe me. He, unlike the rest of my evil table, is too kind to make fun of me so he passed. However, either Brit or Danielle (I can’t remember which one exactly, it was one of those hateful Williams girls though) quickly jumped in without even being asked and claimed that I reminded them of Dory, that half-retarded forgetful blue fish from Finding Nemo.
What?!?! In what way do I resemble Dory? Is it because I’m tall and skinny? Or do I forget half the things that people tell me? I don’t know, you tell me.
Fortunately, little miss Brit was sitting to my left so the obvious character that comes to mind for her is Pucca.
Now, if you don’t know who Pucca is (and you probably don’t … and don’t ask me how I know), she is this little girl (who happens to be part of some fingerless, midget species of human, as the picture shows) but she has this crush on some guy that hates her and she spends all of her time trying to chase him down and kiss him. Yes, that character suits Brit very well.
We ended our table session a little early that Sunday, so that gave us plenty of time to talk among ourselves and make fun of all of the other young people at the other tables. Did any of you guys come up with any good cartoon character/youth matches? Please tell.
February 20, 2008
Yeah yeah yeah … the blog has been a little slow for the past week or so. I am fully aware of this inconvenient fact. My valid reasons for not blogging mostly have to do with the fact that I am working like a slave on my house, in order to move in. It’s taking a little more time than I would like but I can assure you, things will get a little more lively around here soon.
In the meantime, DEAL WITH IT. I hear that playing in traffic is a fun way to kill some time.
January 28, 2008
So … while I’m on my awesome vacation in a little place called Hawaii (maybe you’ve heard of it), my brother-in-law and myself stop by Subway on the way home one day. While we’re there, we are helped by this adorable little asian lady (she actually was quite funny) who happened to have a rather unusual and unfortunate name. The name tag speaks for itself. Well … either that’s her name or she’s giving everyone waaaaaay too much information.
(Click the pic to see a bigger image)
What weird names have you guys encountered?
January 18, 2008
I just thought that I’d take a moment to remind you all that around tomorrow at this time, I (and not any of you) will be on my way to the beautiful Oahu island in Hawaii.
Yeah, I’m gonna be relaxing on a warm beach for a week, drinking directly out of coconuts while all you losers are stuck here in cold, rainy/snowy Richmond.
I probably won’t be thinking of anything back home (let alone, any of you pathetic people) but since nobody has been commenting on the blog I thought I’d offer to bring back anything you might want (within reason … so no tropical tree frogs or anything) *. I’ll probably be doing some live blogging from over there via the cell phone, so I’ll be checking for comments. I’m serious … you want one of those flower necklaces? Let me know.
Speaking of live blogging, I’m embedding a live video alert button below that will be active whenever I decide to shoot some video. It’s pretty simple, when the button says “I’m live”, click on it to see whatever I’m filming. You can also click it when I’m not live in order to see what I’ve already filmed. So be sure to check back here often … ya know, if you have no life of your own. In the words of Kip … “Peace out”.
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* Winner must be present at church for pick-up. I don’t ship. Thank you.
